Ten Worst Movie Taglines Ever
We have movies to thank for making us all fat and lazy, but what can we thank for getting us into the movies in the first place? That’s right: the taglines. They’re Hollywood’s way of telling us, “This movie is...
4.1
He’s Just Not That Into You
United States, 2009
Directed By: Ken Kwapis
Written By: Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein, from the book by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
Starring: Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johan...
DVD Releases for February 24th, 2009
Every week, new movies come out on DVD. And every week, most of them suck. And every week, it falls upon us here at MovieZeal to make fun of them. Oh, but that one up there? That one doesn’t suck. It’s also you...
Theater Releases for February 20th, 2009
I’ll give it to you straight…there’s really nothing even remotely good coming out this week. But here’s your consolation prize if you live near a theater in the AMC chain (and pretty much everyone and their dog...
3.7
Changeling
United States, 2008
Directed By: Clint Eastwood
Written By: J. Michael Straczynski
Starring: Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich
Running Time: 141 minutes
Rated R for violent and disturbing content, and languag...
4.0
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
United States, 2008
Directed By: Kenny Ortega
Written By: Peter Barsocchini
Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman
Running Time: 113 minutes
Rated...
DVD Releases for February 17th, 2009
Well kids, my favorite guilty pleasure of the year is now out on DVD. Talk to me in month, when I’m done watching it over and over. (Well, I’ll take a short break, at least.)
High School Musical 3: Senior Ye...
Theater Releases for February 13th, 2009
Apparently, Friday the Thirteenth is bad luck. Not only is it bringing us a needless reboot of its eponymous franchise, it’s also giving us a movie with both “confessions” and “shopaholic” in its title. That ca...
1.5
W.
United States, 2008
Directed By: Oliver Stone
Written By: Stanley Weiser, Oliver Stone
Starring: Josh Brolin, Richard Dreyfuss, Elizabeth Banks, James Cromwell
Running Time: 129 minutes
Rated PG-13 for lan...
DVD Releases for February 10th, 2009
So, after a couple weeks of doing this, I’m starting to realize they’re, like, twice as much work as the “Theater Releases” posts. Let’s all have a round of applause for Evan Derrick. (I’m waiting for my big bo...