Theater Releases

Avast, me hearties! As I were sayin’ to me parrot t’other day, September 19th be Talk Like a Pirate Day — and, if you can remember that far back, ’twere a darned fine holiday, before the Pastafarians got to it....

I couldn’t help but notice that Fletch over at Blog Cabins complained that last weekend was the worst weekend ever. Really, Fletch? Did you look at the releases for this weekend? Since I can’t recommend any ...

It’s the first day of August, so as far as Hollywood is concerned, summer’s over. The blockbusters of yore (Iron Man, Indiana Jones, Prince Caspian, etc.) have all been shuffled into theaters, had their huge op...

Introduction goes here. The X-files: I Want to Believe Okay…so I never got around to watching the show, or even the first movie, but I was repeatedly told that it’s the sort of thing I “might like.” Unfort...

Yeah, yeah…go, Batman. We all love Batman. The Dark Knight I fear the fanboys, so I can’t say anything bad about this movie. So…let’s see…This movie is guaranteed to be the best thing ever. Batman is not ...

Hey friends…and welcome to new readers. For the unitiated, we do this twice a week: One of us goes through the new releases and makes fun of them, and then the fanboys post angry comments. Again, the movies are...

I enjoy these little talks we have. I pretend to be funny, you pretend to laugh, and we all pretend that Hollywood’s latest releases actually matter somehow. And I get to force my opinions on you, and then you ...

So…this week, we get an epic, a comedy, and an epic comedy. Or something like that. Mongol Nominated for the 2007 Best Foreign Language Film Academy Award, this Kazakhstani epic is the first part of a pla...

Do you enjoy films? I do. There are some films being released this week. Baby Mama I like Tina Fey as much as anyone – Mean Girls bordered on brilliance, and I’d probably really like 30 Rock if I ever decid...

The options this week are pretty decent. There aren’t necessarily any great films, but you’ve got a pretty wide variety to choose from. You’ll almost certainly find something that interests you somewhat this we...